{"product_id":"snowgat™","title":"SnowGat™","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOh, you throw snowballs by hand? That's cute. Really. No, seriously, keep doing that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe SnowGat™ is for people who got tired of losing snowball fights to their little cousin and decided to do something about it. It scoops, packs, and launches snow farther than your arm ever could — not that we're saying your arm is bad, it's just... limited. Physically. That's all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures you'll definitely need, don't worry about it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne-motion loading\u003c\/strong\u003e — because waiting around to pack a snowball by hand is a choice, and we respect that choice, we just won't be making it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtended range\u003c\/strong\u003e — so you can hit targets who thought they were \"safely out of range.\" They weren't. They aren't anymore.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll-weather durability\u003c\/strong\u003e — built to outlast the argument about whether this is \"too much\" for a backyard snowball fight (it's not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfort grip trigger\u003c\/strong\u003e — for repeated, entirely necessary firing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWill your neighbors say you've \"taken this too far\"? Probably. Will they say it while ducking? Also probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe SnowGat™. Nobody needed this. Everybody wants it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ScoopLaunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56282378535204,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/1308\/1636\/files\/Screenshot2026-09-13202442.png?v=1789352011","url":"https:\/\/scooplaunch.org\/products\/snowgat%e2%84%a2","provider":"ScoopLaunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}